Tuesday, February 16, 2010

5 7 5

Work is money, kid
Top Salesman is "on the road".
Where is my sandwich?

Fast Facts:4

Trying to figure out how to get revenge on someone? Just hide some raw shrimp in their house or automobile. In the office? Unhinge the back of their phone and stick a couple of shrimp in there. All you have left to do is play the waiting game.

Cups.... or Bears?

Above is a picture of the constellation Ursa Major. Translation: Big Bear. To most Americans, this is known as the "Big Dipper". Below is a picture of the Big Bear's counterpart , Ursa Minor or Little Bear. He's supposed to be upside-down. This is known as the Little Dipper. For some reason these guys usually have tails.

When seen together, Ursa Major and Ursa Minor forever chasing each others in the sky. There are many myths about the bears. One of my favorites is that they are fleeing from another constellation known as Draco; an unfortunate dragon.

Check out this website for some interesting facts about the Big Bear :

my shitty sandwich

it really sucks when
you wait for a cheese sandwich
and it is shitty


Saturday, February 13, 2010

Fast Facts:3

Gotta do some pesky sweeping? This is how to sweep.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Fast Facts: 2

How to be in a fight.

Fast Facts: 1

How to impress your friends and family members.

They walk among us....

Take a look at these guys.

WARNING: not for the squeemish.....


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wrap your brain around this:

This website.


Water Caltrops

These are a type of water chestnut. They are really hard to eat and upon introduction I noticed an odd aroma. A pure stink. They grow at the bottoms of lakes and kind of anchor down a plant that grows to the surface of the water. Most commonly you will find these during the Chinese Lantern or Mooncake Festival- also known as "a time for lovers".

high- bummed pants

I don't like when men wear high-bummed pants.